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An Incomplete List of Classic People I've Delivered Pizzas To

artemispanthar: artemispanthar: a bunch of apps on my phone updated last night but I didn’t look to see which ones and I just noticed one of them removed their icon from my… whatever the phone equivalent of a desktop is (which happens sometimes

Me: *reading aloud from my little sister’s history book* “They had a small army. Just a few soldiers, some horses, and two light cannons.”Chloe (my little sister): Me: Not that kind of light cannonChloe:

My brothers are over and they finally caught up on SU. Perhaps this act will please the CN gods and they’ll announce a return date soon

when I was a kid, my siblings and I would often sing songs from the radio but would be juvenile (as, y’know, kids are) and replace some of the words with words like “butt” or “fart” or other such words kids think are hilariousbut jokes on

I got this from a fortune cookie and my little sister said I should post a picture of it asking which one of you it is

I understand, like, the physics and science or blah blah whatever of it, but I still think it’s total BS that oven mitts are rendered completely useless if they get even a little bit wet and I think the devs should patch that asap

I’m out at the moment and my phone is about to die, presumably to save me from encountering any spoilers during the 3 hour purgatory I’m in before I can watch the episode. So thank you, crappy phone battery, I appreciate it.

So my grandma used to always tell this story from when she, her sister, and her brother were kids. I don’t 100% know if the story was completely true, although I suspect it is based on how mad my great uncle would get whatever she told it, haha.So when

They showed the Sonic movie trailer before Detective Pikachu and I hadn’t bothered to tell my mom, a Sonic fan from the Genesis days, that there was gonna be a Sonic movie because, well, you know, so I had to see her go from surprised excitement

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